This little Union proudly claimed her territory, painting the walls a light color and moving in her own furniture and decor. While she claims her bright new haven invites a tidier side of herself, the taller Union, with the big teeth, is skeptical. On account of little Union being away on vacation with her Cave Man, tall Union is in charge of the pet kitties and their litter box. She hates to admit it, but the place is pretty clean.
Here we have the living room. Used for slumping, slouching, meal consumption, burping, lazy afternoons, and Kitty Love Time.
She has a tiny, well-lit kitchen which unfortunately possess no food for the house sitter to partake in.
Her little place also has a nice little deck that overlooks a lake to the left and a glowing CVS sign to the right. The tall Union would have ventured out on this deck for photo opportunities however she was perplexed by the sliding door and could not get out of the house. She grunted with disgust before abandoning the thought all together.
This is little Union's sleeping and grooming quarters. This is the tidiest she has ever kept her bedroom and is therefore met with much distrust by the taller Union. She had a good search the first day for any indication of previously living a life of slobitude, alas there were no results.
The only nod to her cave-like upbringing, this room technically belongs to the taller Union, though she has never actually been invited to stay here.
As far as noted, the little Union has done a 180˚ turnaround, abandoning her cave-like lifestyle all together. She is now clean and bright, happily employed and in a steady relationship with a sought-after Yankee Cave Man. This entirely cancels out all previous studies and observations. Our reports will now shift over to the tall Union, who appears to be jobless and living with her parents.
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